‘I, The TrUssTER, will NeveR die’ – Liz Truss’s Bank Job, digested by John Crace
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Liz Truss has penned another book, titled "The Nut Job," following her previous work. In an interview, she humorously claims that this latest publication will be the most important book in the universe. The book targets a specific audience, as it is published by BiteBack, who deny any previous relationship with the author. Truss asserts that her book will sell at least double the figures of her previous work.
In her book, Truss criticizes the British establishment, accusing them of conspiring against her during her time as Prime Minister. She alleges that a government insider, Andrew Bailey, sold off £80 billion in gilts and imposed unprecedented quantitative tightening, aiming to destabilize her administration. Truss also states that she was fired by Kwasi Kwarteng on his return from the airport.
Furthermore, the author claims that the Bank of England sold off £80 billion in gilts, engaged in quantitative tightening, and that the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) and the Treasury were both founded by individuals with North Korean connections. Truss believes that the establishment, including Michael Gove, Michael Steed, and James Cartledge, were intimidated by her ideas and subsequently worked against her.
She asserts that Britain should have abandoned the pound, switched to Bitcoin, and dismantled the Bank of England, the Office for Budget Responsibility, and the Treasury to achieve an economic miracle.
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