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Break spell before it hexes your marriage

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I have an itch that needs to be scratched every couple of days. I sneak home with a new young woman from my workplace, who is a […]

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts, an itch needs to be scratched every couple of days. The narrator sneaks home with a new young woman from work, who is a witch, and spends an hour or more with her, learning things the narrator's wife doesn't know. He is intrigued by her witchy-ness, but not yet sexually involved. The witch has told the narrator she's interested in the darkness in him. The wife is not aware of this new arrangement and may never find out.

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