Wednesday Cannon Fodder: this, that, and the other thing

Good Wednesday morning, TSFers. Happy Hump Day! Bring on the Grab Bag, I'm not feeling particularly inspired for today's Cannon Fodder.

Please share any Arsenal, football, or off-topic thoughts you may have in the comments. I've heard the world is a better place because of Dolly Parton's generosity with her wealth. She funded medical research, helped children learn to read, and left the world in a better position than before. Let's all strive to be remembered as positively as she is.

Today is World Dog Day, so let's show extra love to our furry friends. Arsenal's team dog, Win, is featured in the cover photo. Give him a scratch behind the ears and give him an extra treat, as they've certainly earned it. Bruno Guimaraes and Illan Meslier are also dog owners, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who appreciates their devotion to their pets. David Raya, Ben White, Declan Rice, Martin Ødegaard, and Kai Havertz are all dog owners too. I'm sure there are more named players who share this love for canines.