Useless Column: ‘Weytin do Akosua?’
Did you know that a single fin whale releases 250 gallons of urine into the sea every single day? If you didn’t know, please you too urinate and let’s measure and see something.
The article discusses a conservative consumer's experience with purchasing fuel from a specific station and the subsequent purchase of ten cars. The author describes feeling confused and sad, contemplating a funeral for a friend named Akosua who died two years ago. The friend had been showing signs of illness, including rashes, fever, and other symptoms.
The author is concerned about potentially contracting a disease from the conversation with a distraught friend. The article ends with the author reflecting on their fear of the disease, recalling a previous encounter with the same friend during a wedding, where they engaged in intimate activities.
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