Heart wants what it wants, but be considerate

Miss Lonelyhearts receives letters from individuals grappling with complex romantic and sexual desires. One man confesses to having a secret fascination for men, despite already being in a relationship with a woman. He feels guilty about juggling two relationships but cannot bring himself to end things with his girlfriend. A fellow suggests he "run them both ragged and find out who can keep up," but the missing advice columnist questions the wisdom of such a course of action.

Another correspondent is an executive who learns his wife desires a new, real diamond ring to wear to business functions. He expresses discomfort with the idea, fearing it may seem insincere given her previous engagement ring's status. The advice columnist recommends discussing the matter openly with his wife, suggesting they may both benefit from acquiring new rings as a symbol of renewed commitment.

A third letter comes from an individual whose live-in girlfriend is a masseuse. The boyfriend wonders if he is being touched intimately by his partner. The columnist points out that her lack of interest in giving massages may be due to her busy schedule and the need for personal space. The boyfriend's nervousness likely stems from his own insecurities about their relationship, rather than any real issue with his girlfriend's actions.