Hello Nancy put over $248 worth of sex toys in a $79 Halloween mystery box — and Im here for it

Halloween is just around the corner, and I'm fully embracing the spooky season (as it's now socially acceptable to be; see my prior musings on early pumpkin spicing). Brands across all sectors are going above and beyond to grab your attention and your money. One brand I haven't been disappointed by is Hello Nancy, and they've got the most adorable Halloween treat for their customers: a brand-new three-toy Halloween collection launching with a special-edition blind box drop. Let me break down the juicy details for you.

Hello Nancy's first-ever mystery box contains two toys: a brand-new, exclusive Halloween toy valued at $149.99 and a Hello Nancy fave worth at least $99. That's over $248 worth of goodies for just $79! If you want to be among the first to get your hands on these toys, sign up for priority access — but hurry, only 5,000 mystery boxes are available and only 970 remain as of now. The public sale opens tomorrow at 8 a.m. ET, and there won't be a restock, so don't leave your cart.

Three new toys are included in the Halloween collection: Jack, Lemmy, and Medusa. You won't know which one you'll receive until it arrives. Jack is a cute little suction vibrator in the shape of a pumpkin, with no face (thank goodness). Lemmy has soft lips that form a seal around your clit, while a little tongue inside does the licking.

Medusa, the scariest-looking of the bunch, features a dual-stimulation design with a swirling pink tentacle and a vibrating yellow tip. Bonus: hidden among the boxes are 10 Golden Lem tickets, redeemable for an exclusive gold-plated collectible inspired by Hello Nancy's Lem toy. It's like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but way better.