Disney Adults, Take Off the Mickey Ears, Go Home and Grow Up
If you want to excitedly gawp at people dressed as dogs, then have some decorum and do it in privacy.
Adults, please remove your Mickey ears and return home before it's too late. Disney World is meant for families and those who can truly enjoy it, not grown adults who lack the maturity to handle the complexities of life. It's disheartening to see a generation of Lost Boys and Girls, unable to cope with the demands of adulthood, opting for self-infantilization at Disney parks.
These Disneydults (dolts?) compete with children for the best views and indulge in frivolous activities, claiming it's harmless fun. But that's not enough. If you want to gawk at people dressed as animals, do it in private. There are furries for that kind of thing. Instead, seek levity in adult comedy shows or visit a circus. Let's leave the whimsy of shows like Nathan For You or Arrested Development to those who can appreciate them.
And please, stop equating Disney's syrupy slop to gourmet dining. It's time to trade in your waffle stacks for a suit and dine at Eleven Madison Park. Money may be tight, but consider the importance of creating a family home. A life without children may leave you without the joy of being a grandparent, but it's a sacrifice worth making.
Disney is meant for children, not adults. It's marketed to us, but its true essence is lost on us. It's time to step away from the mouse and invest in our future. As a talking tree in Pocahontas wisely says, sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.
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