Can hanging a handy fan on your crotch keep you cool in the Tokyo summer? SN24 investigates
Mr. Sato and his crew strut through Shinjuku like cocks of the walk, but can their meat beat the heat? So…our plans to beat the summer heat haven’t exactly been going very well. Sure, the results have been moderately effective, but slapping 68 adhesive cooling patches on the upper body of our crack reporter Mr. […]
Mr. Sato and his team, known for their bold antics, found themselves struggling to cope with the sweltering heat in Tokyo's Shinjuku district. While adhesive cooling patches and a frozen hat did provide some relief, they proved to be costly and time-consuming solutions. Determined to find a more effective method, Mr. Sato hit upon the idea of hanging handy fans on his colleagues' crotches.
Within minutes, he was racing back to the office, holding a bundle of portable fans. The trendy gadget, made affordable by recent advancements in mobile battery technology, promised to offer a welcome respite from the oppressive heat. Seiji Nakazawa and Yoshio Nakamura, two members of the office, graciously accepted the fans, expressing their gratitude.
However, Mr. Sato's enthusiasm quickly turned to disappointment as he saw the fans being used in their traditional manner. "You guys are ditzes! Using them like this is beneath us," he fumed, causing Seiji and Yoshio to look puzzled.
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