Front Row Diaper-Wearer or Bathroom Line-Waiter? Consequence’s New T-Shirts Fit You Either Way
Whether you're defecating in the front row or being a freakin' adult, we've got the attire for you. Front Row Diaper-Wearer or Bathroom Line-Waiter? Consequence’s New T-Shirts Fit You Either Way Consequence Staff
Consequence, a brand known for its bold designs, has introduced two new t-shirts to address the ongoing controversy surrounding concert-goers' use of diapers to avoid bathroom lines. The shirts cater to both sides of the debate: those who appreciate the discipline of waiting in lines and respecting basic hygiene, and those who prioritize front-row seating over personal comfort.
The "I Went To A Concert And I Did Not Shit Myself" t-shirt is designed for the fans who bravely waited in lines, endured long waits for beer and merchandise, and even used the bathroom during the show. Printed in a bold Rockwell serif font, this shirt celebrates the dignity and effort of these fans. The shirt is made of 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, ensuring durability through multiple washes.
On the other hand, the "I Went To A Concert And I Shit Myself" t-shirt is targeted at those who chose to prioritize front-row seats over basic bodily functions. This shirt also features the same Rockwell block print but with a more brutal honesty, acknowledging the reality of this choice. Like its counterpart, this shirt is also made of 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton and is proudly made in the USA.
Both shirts are available on the Consequence Shop, with free shipping offered on orders over $60. This new addition to the brand's collection allows fans to express their stance on the diaper debate while supporting a company committed to quality and sustainability.
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