The Top 10 Don’ts in Berlin
Berliners may not be the world champions of good behavior, but they are nice people. Some of them know there are red lines nobody should ever cross.
In Berlin, there are certain things you should avoid doing to fully embrace life in the city. First, do not order a 'Berliner' when you want a traditional round cake with jam in the middle. In Berlin, these treats are called pancakes or egg cakes. Instead, order one of those when you crave a sweet treat.
Secondly, refrain from holding for 'Follow Me' signs at Tempelhof Airport, where you should move freely on your bicycle or other wheeled vehicles without following any instructions.
Don't expect to be petted at the petting zoo at Zoo Berlin. While the animals may be well-behaved, you won't be able to interact with them in person.
Avoid wearing a mask that resembles Hannibal Lecter while using public transportation or purchasing items at the supermarket. This is not the ideal disguise for a cannibal.
Don't expect the 'S-Bahn' to arrive on time. While a miracle occurred on October 23rd, 2018, trains are generally not reliable regarding punctuality.
Be mindful of terminal names at Schönefeld Airport, which is now Terminal 5 of BER Airport. Remember, Terminal 5 no longer exists.
Make sure not to confuse the 'AfD' headquarters on Schillstrasse no. 9 with a fast food restaurant. The 'AfD' stands for the Alternative for Germany party, not a food establishment.
Respect wildlife and avoid trying to be Hannibal Lecter or Alfred Hitchcock by feeding birds at the zoo with fast food crumbs or disturbing their privacy. Leave them to enjoy the natural environment.
Lastly, properly dispose of waste in the appropriate containers. Germans take their waste system very seriously, so ensure you're following the guidelines to maintain order and cleanliness in the city.
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