Gov Umo Eno: A Tale of Bread and the Missing Fish

Governor Umo Eno, a pastor, is known for his knowledge of a biblical tale of Jesus Christ feeding a multitude with just five loaves and some fish. As a former Sunday school teacher, the governor's connection to this story is quite personal. He ingeniously merged this biblical narrative with Remi Tinubu's advice on akara, a traditional Nigerian food made from peeled and ground beans, and transformed it into a modern-day success story.

Eno used to sell bread and akara on the roadsides of Mobil in Eket, reportedly earning a monthly income of N10 million. In addition to his bread and akara venture, he added a touch of caffeine to his business, selling coffee. Prior to his governorship, he ran a successful SME that had all the signs of being a fast-rising corporation that could have caught the attention of Forbes.

As he spoke, you could sense a tinge of regret and pride in his eyes, reflecting on his entrepreneurial journey. Despite his wealth, the governor exhibited humility and a deep sense of gratitude. This tale serves as a powerful testament to the wisdom of Remi Tinubu's advice on the power of akara, a food that could potentially solve many of our socioeconomic challenges.

It's disheartening to see that we are not heeding this advice, much like the children of Israel who failed to heed the guidance of their prophets, leading to their suffering in the wilderness. We must learn to listen to our prophets and embrace the simple yet effective solutions that are readily available to us. In this case, it's akara, bread, and a modest amount of coffee that can alleviate our suffering.

It's time for us to recognize the truth staring us in the face - it's time to embrace Akara, bread, and a little coffee. Should Governor Eno ever grace the shores of Shomolu, he would undoubtedly be given a chieftaincy title - Fabu Master. Humorously, the writer cannot shake off the image of Eno at his morning ritual, lacking his morning wood, but this is not a matter to laugh about.