Why a fix for ever-changing college football remains a mystery of the cosmos
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz told Hearst that he has a bill that "brings order to the chaos," but he and his legislative cohorts would be better off trying to sort out the deepest reaches of the cosmos.
Scientists deep beneath the Earth's surface in South Dakota detected a subtle interaction between particles, which could potentially be a clue to the elusive dark matter, a mysterious component thought to constitute about 85% of the universe. If this discovery proves true, it might unlock answers to many astronomical mysteries, including how to fix college football, according to one senator.
Texas Senator Ted Cruz, while proposing a bill to address the chaotic nature of college football, believes the solution lies in understanding the cosmos better than in earthly politics. Cruz likened sorting out college football to exploring the depths of the cosmos, where even the most eccentric figures like LSU's head coach Lane Kiffin would be inconsequential.
While Cruz's suggestion might not pan out, the ever-evolving nature of college football suggests that new issues will continually arise, necessitating adaptable solutions.
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