Do a literal monster mash in Dance of Theseus, a strangely undisgusting blend of plastic surgery and Balatro-style fashion battles
It is time to confront the terrible truth that I once took part in a school fashion show. I ran in two categories, Ballroom and Street, a serious test of range for a kid who had only just mastered the daredevil technique of wearing a shirt without a tie. In the Ballroom bracket, I was asked to do a waltz in an Indian wedding gown provided by a local sponsor who, I can only assume, immediately…
Dance of Theseus is an unusual blend of a fashion show and a monster mash. In this light-hearted life sim RPG developed by Shanghai-based Citreat Studio, players are not just swapping outfits, but grafting on new heads, arms, and legs. These body parts can be purchased from griffon dressmakers or crafted out of seashells, horned skulls, and shimmering hide scraps.
The game, with its cheerful and colourful design, manages to be neither grotesque nor disturbing. It offers endless inspiration and comparison to the Balatro-style Frankensteinmaxxing element, making players wonder what they would have done if they had access to it during their 16th year.
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