Highlights from the election platforms of perennial British joke candidate Count Binface

LONDON (AP) — Count Binface, a comedic political candidate adorned with a garbage can atop his head, has emerged as a prominent figure in a special election, having been a recurring joke in British politics for nearly a decade. This special election features a field of 33 candidates competing against Reform UK leader Nigel Farage, with the major U.K. parties boycotting the contest.

Binface, known as the "intergalactic space warrior," distinguishes himself from the other candidates with his outlandish policies outlined in a 20-point manifesto. His beliefs are centered around the concept of reuse, which is evident in the mix of old and new ideas in his proposed policies. Throughout his career, Binface has consistently championed his past manifestos, even when challenging several prime ministers and the mayor of London.

Here are some of the key policy highlights from Binface's current campaign in Clacton-on-Sea and his previous races:

1. He pledges to cut taxes for some while raising them for others.

2. Binface intends to construct at least one affordable house.

3. Arcade grabber games will be made fairer to provide players with a genuine chance of winning.

4. Oil and gas companies will be required to fund solar panels for every household (originally suggested by a 10-year-old named Jack).

5. A windfall tax on luxury crime novels penned (or "written") by celebrities will be implemented.

6. A referendum will be held to determine whether Pluto should regain its status as a planet.

7. Potholes will be repaired using copies of the 2024 Labour Party Manifesto.

8. Free Wi-Fi on trains will be provided, with the promise that the service will work.

9. Trains themselves will also function properly.

10. Cyclists who violate traffic laws will be mandated to ride unicycles instead.

11. Individuals using speakerphones on public transport will be forcibly conscripted.

12. The hand dryer in the men's restroom at the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge will be relocated to a more appropriate location.

13. Wallace and Gromit will be knighted for their services to Wensleydale.

14. Loud snacks will be prohibited from cinemas and theaters.

15. Members of the royal family will be required to reside in Buckingham Palace, Kensington Palace, St. James's Palace, or Clarence House, with the remaining palaces being gifted to the nation to aid in the eradication of homelessness.