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Jimmy Fallon Jokes That US Plans to Replace Long-Range Missiles With Lime Scooters in Iran

The hope is that "they injure themselves," the NBC host jokes The post Jimmy Fallon Jokes That US Plans to Replace Long-Range Missiles With Lime Scooters in Iran appeared first on TheWrap .

Jimmy Fallon, during his monologue on Tuesday night, highlighted a potential shortage of long-range missiles in the U.S. and made a humorous suggestion to replace them with Lime scooters. The comedian began his monologue by emphasizing that the war in Iran was the most significant story at the moment. Fallon then joked that the plan was to send Iran thousands of Lime scooters in hopes that they would injure themselves.

He added, "This guy goes at 25 miles an hour, man!" In a satirical twist, Fallon also mimicked President Trump's phone call with Iran, stating, "Hello, Iran. This is President Trump, and I want to negotiate." The fake conversation went back and forth between Fallon and himself, with Trump playfully agreeing to end the war. The clip of Fallon's monologue can be viewed in the video above, which was originally published on TheWrap.

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