{
  "id": 8866007,
  "title": "Break spell before it hexes your marriage",
  "url": "https://urgent.news/2026/09/21/break-spell-before-it-hexes-your-marriage",
  "topic": "culture",
  "section": "Culture",
  "published": "2026-09-21T07:00:12.000Z",
  "source": {
    "name": "Winnipeg Free Press",
    "slug": "winnipeg-free-press",
    "url": "https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/diversions/2026/09/21/break-spell-before-it-hexes-your-marriage"
  },
  "original_language": "en",
  "account": "Dear Miss Lonelyhearts, an itch needs to be scratched every couple of days. The narrator sneaks home with a new young woman from work, who is a witch, and spends an hour or more with her, learning things the narrator's wife doesn't know. He is intrigued by her witchy-ness, but not yet sexually involved. The witch has told the narrator she's interested in the darkness in him. The wife is not aware of this new arrangement and may never find out.",
  "summary": "DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I have an itch that needs to be scratched every couple of days. I sneak home with a new young woman from my workplace, who is a […]",
  "key_points": [
    "Narrator sneaks home with new young witch from work",
    "Narrator intrigued by witch's dark nature",
    "Wife unaware of narrator's new arrangement"
  ],
  "editors_take": null,
  "illustration": null,
  "coverage": {
    "outlets": 1,
    "also_reported_by": []
  },
  "ai_generated": true,
  "disclaimer": "Summaries, key points and the editor’s take are written by software from other outlets’ reporting and may contain errors — always check the linked original."
}