{
  "id": 1974742,
  "title": "Sorry – “Tom Will Smack Your Ass”",
  "url": "https://urgent.news/2026/08/19/sorry-tom-will-smack-your-ass",
  "topic": "culture",
  "section": "Culture",
  "published": "2026-08-19T16:18:51.000Z",
  "source": {
    "name": "Stereogum",
    "slug": "stereogum",
    "url": "https://stereogum.com/2508787/sorry-tom-will-smack-your-ass/music/"
  },
  "original_language": "en",
  "account": null,
  "summary": "Let's be clear: Sorry's new song \"Tom Will Smack Your Ass\" is not about me. At least, I'm pretty sure it's not. I have never knowingly met any of the members of Sorry, and I certainly have not smacked their asses. Listen: I can't speak for any Toms, but I can say that I will not smack your ass without your enthusiastic consent. Even with your enthusiastic consent, I probably won't do it. It…",
  "key_points": [],
  "editors_take": null,
  "illustration": null,
  "coverage": {
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  },
  "ai_generated": true,
  "disclaimer": "Summaries, key points and the editor’s take are written by software from other outlets’ reporting and may contain errors — always check the linked original."
}