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  "id": 17200760,
  "title": "I summoned COBOL on a laptop with no GPU and the Wi-Fi off. It complained nobody ever thanked it, rewrote my JavaScript, then carved its own tombstone. 🕯️ Gemma 4 + Ollama, 100% local.",
  "url": "https://urgent.news/2026/10/30/i-summoned-cobol-on-a-laptop-with-no-gpu-and-the-wi-fi-off-it",
  "topic": "tech",
  "section": "Tech",
  "published": "2026-10-30T08:44:34.000Z",
  "source": {
    "name": "Dev.to",
    "slug": "dev-to",
    "url": "https://dev.to/diop03star/i-summoned-cobol-on-a-laptop-with-no-gpu-and-the-wi-fi-off-it-complained-nobody-ever-thanked-it-1ail"
  },
  "original_language": "en",
  "account": null,
  "summary": "SÉANCE.EXE: I Summoned the Ghost of COBOL on a Laptop With No GPU Gemma 4 Challenge: Build With Gemma 4 Submission Diop03-star Diop03-star Diop03-star Follow Oct 30 SÉANCE.EXE: I Summoned the Ghost of COBOL on a Laptop With No GPU",
  "key_points": [],
  "editors_take": null,
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  "coverage": {
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  "disclaimer": "Summaries, key points and the editor’s take are written by software from other outlets’ reporting and may contain errors — always check the linked original."
}